nuggetemily:

betaorionid:

im-justanother-wallflower:

afutiledevice:

Fuck off Jupiter…

Okay… About this picture here. Jupiter would not be that way to Earth. Jupiter is seme to Earth. That means Jupiter stands up for Earth. And when Earth has a problem, Jupiter tries to make him feel better. Jupiter brings Earth into his arms and hugs him. He tells Earth that it will be alright. Because Jupiter knows. Jupiter has been through that. So he knows his things.

Jupiter would never be mean to Earth. When Earth needs him, Jupiter comes to his aid.

what the fuck

first of all, earth is a woman. jupiter is also a woman, don’t let the romans try and fool you on that shit. nearly every cosmic entity is a woman, and gay. second of all: the rest of that is actually true, there is so much shit that would have destroyed earth (or at least all life on it) if not for jupiter’s massive gravitational pull. moral of the story? always have a big lady friend to back you up, and you’ll never have any worries.