unlimitedgoats:

grimelords:

I didn’t think ‘it’s easy to steal bones when the cemetery’s flooded because they float right to the top’ could ever be beaten as the best post on this website, but then along comes ‘my online friend sent me her amputated toe in the post and I cannot wait to turn it into jewellery’

It’s like white people are constantly trying to one-up each other with absurdities and generally being fucking weird.